♥★Evanm7♥
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Post by ♥★Evanm7♥ on Jan 13, 2010 19:34:14 GMT -5
Fortunately, a squirrel army covered your retreat.
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Post by rein on Jan 13, 2010 19:39:07 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the squirrels had rabies and started attacking you.
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Muse
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I'm not a man to cross. I'm a Ranger.
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Post by Muse on Jan 13, 2010 19:54:31 GMT -5
Fortunately, you have a laser gun and the Ranger Corps to protect you. (Hooray for anachronism!)
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♥★Evanm7♥
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Post by ♥★Evanm7♥ on Jan 13, 2010 19:54:57 GMT -5
Unfortunately, they used a flash of light to teleport you. You have no idea where.
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Muse
Apprentice Scribe
I'm not a man to cross. I'm a Ranger.
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Post by Muse on Jan 13, 2010 20:14:10 GMT -5
Fortunately, you quickly see that you're in Antarctica and you still have that parka.
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Post by Ringulf on Jan 13, 2010 21:16:21 GMT -5
Unfortunately it still doesn't fit because you have not lost any weight since you last put it on!
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Post by Firehead on Jan 15, 2010 10:36:26 GMT -5
Fortunately, you've turned into a whale, and can now swim home!
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Mri
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Post by Mri on Jan 15, 2010 11:25:12 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the water froze over so you can't.
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Post by Firehead on Jan 15, 2010 12:21:31 GMT -5
Fortunately, your under the ice so you can!
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♥★Evanm7♥
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Post by ♥★Evanm7♥ on Jan 15, 2010 23:02:11 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you got teleported back to a deserted island in the Atlantic ocean.
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Muse
Apprentice Scribe
I'm not a man to cross. I'm a Ranger.
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Post by Muse on Jan 15, 2010 23:21:41 GMT -5
Fortunately, you have discovered you're a shapeshifter and become Halt the Ranger. [ad voice]Complete with weapons, cloak, and epic win skills.[/ad voice]
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♥★Evanm7♥
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Post by ♥★Evanm7♥ on Jan 15, 2010 23:49:42 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you see Will drowning and you have to go save him, but you lose your shape-shifting powers and start to drown.
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Post by Firehead on Jan 16, 2010 16:10:40 GMT -5
Fortunately, You're a good swimmer. Sorta.
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Mri
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:)
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Post by Mri on Jan 17, 2010 9:00:33 GMT -5
Unfortunately, so are the mutated (ie: three times the size of normal = 49 feet; 15 metres) Saltwater Crocodiles. And there are a lot of them. ;D
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Muse
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I'm not a man to cross. I'm a Ranger.
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Post by Muse on Jan 17, 2010 9:16:14 GMT -5
Fortunately, the ad voice didn't say that you had Halt's love for Will, so you don't actually need to be in the water. You realize this, and swim back to shore.
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