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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2010 0:30:54 GMT -5
Topic title say it all, I will start:
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES
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Post by prettyorchid on Jul 7, 2010 5:04:23 GMT -5
That was a nice one really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing. Well I have an Interesting joke as well.
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
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Post by JezusBagels on Jul 7, 2010 21:08:21 GMT -5
Two muffins are in an oven. One says, "Wow, it sure is hot in here." The other goes, "AAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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Post by Mri on Jul 8, 2010 6:56:27 GMT -5
[OOC: Okay, I'm not very good at getting jokes, so don't take any offense if I don't laugh....or ask about it - in a PM of course. ] One day, a nerd (calling him Bob) was walking to high school when his nerd friend (Bob jr.) rode up on a brand-new bicycle. Bob's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Where'd you get that cool new bike!?" Bob jr. - "Well, you see. The head cheerleader rode up to me on it, threw it down and took off all her clothes. Then she told me to take what I wanted." Bob nodded knowingly. "Yeah, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Post by JezusBagels on Sept 8, 2010 22:51:58 GMT -5
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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